So I'm shopping...I'm shopping...I'm shopping...then while I'm paying for my tostadas and juice at the supermarket BOOM..something interferes with my happy thoughts..B-O. Old man behind me didn't smell too pleasant. Oh Europeans.
Forgot to share this story about the nude beach. So yea, remember the girl who I was checking out her bikini and when she took of her dress she was topless..she was the first nudey I saw. So I was a little shocked and took a few glances her way to see how normal it was for her and to see if anyone walking by was sneaking a peak. Then when I look ahead, I hear a "hola!" Oh my...she knows I'm looking and just said HI! Then I turn around and see a baby..she was saying hi to the baby..wooo. no more sneaking glances at the nudes.
VY-ness: After he sneezed..." PHEW! I felt that pressure out of my butthole!"
me: So when you sneeze you feel the pressure in your nose
AND your butt?
Vy: Do you not understand pressure?
me: I do, but never heard anyone describe their sneeze
with their butt.
Vy: Well, I meant my butt felt loose
me: So you are saying when you sneeze, you could poo?
Vy: Well, I'm sitting.
me: So if you are standing and sneeze you can just go diarrhea?
Vy: I think I clench.
Nice dinner chat!
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